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ForestDweller
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Posted: Thu Nov 13th, 2008 11:48 pm |
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Twas the night before Christmas (the day of our big hunt) and all though the house. Not a creature was stirring except that dang mouse. With my backpack all ready with some really cool gear. I looked out the window and saw a Reindeer. I thought bad timing Santa in a minute you'll see. There's more outside then just little ole me.Then all of a sudden and out of no where came a great big whooping sound, and $*#T no more Reindeer!
R.I.P. Rudolph
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Posted: Fri Nov 14th, 2008 01:38 am |
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| Thanks Forest Dweller ! I needed that good laugh ! LOL!!---------TnC........
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Posted: Fri Nov 14th, 2008 01:59 am |
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Ya know how to start the Holiday Season!
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Posted: Fri Nov 14th, 2008 05:23 am |
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LOL LOL LOL LOL.....good one!!!
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Posted: Sat Nov 15th, 2008 11:43 pm |
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LOL!! Good 1 !!
And Now a collection of our favorite Christmas/Bigfoot carols.
How about "We Wish You a HAIRY Christmas and a FURRY New Year!" AND my other Holiday classics: "Howl! Howl!" -The bigfoot did sing, "I'm Dreaming of a White Bigfoot",AND "Grandma Got Runover by a Bigfoot!".
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Donna C
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Posted: Sun Nov 16th, 2008 03:43 am |
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FD and tx7mm - those were great!!!! LOL!!
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ForestDweller
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Posted: Sun Nov 16th, 2008 01:31 pm |
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Hey TX don't forgot Jingle Whoops, and the Bigfoot that stole Christmas, Or All I want for Xmas is some Bigfoot DNA. I love this one , Deck the Halls with Hairy Skookum.
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Posted: Sun Nov 16th, 2008 08:00 pm |
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I like the classic:
Deck the boughs with peanut butter
Fa la la la la la la la la
Lure the Big Guys out from cover
Fa la la la la la la la
Don we now our hunter's ears
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Think we should have set out beers?
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
See the blazing eyes before us
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Start to howl and join the chorus......................
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Posted: Sun Nov 16th, 2008 09:12 pm |
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Thank you ForestDweller,tx7mm and Lorraine for setting the Holiday mood. I very much appreciate your humor and lightheatednes.
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Donna C
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Posted: Mon Nov 17th, 2008 01:10 am |
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LOL Lorraine!!! Keep 'em coming folks!
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Posted: Mon Nov 17th, 2008 01:15 am |
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And who can forget this one?
Up on the rooftop reindeer bleat
out jumps a a Santa with big hairy feet
Climbs down the chimney with lots of noise
Lands in the fireplace with little poise
Heta Ho
Who wouldn't go
Heta Ho
Who wouldn't go
Up on the rooftop
Sneak, sneak, sneak
Down through the chimney
to take a peek
First is the stocking
of little Nell
"Mmm," thinks Santa,
"such a yummy smell!"
Apples and popcorn
and lots of sweets
All for a Bigfoot's holiday treats....
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Donna C
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Posted: Mon Nov 17th, 2008 01:44 am |
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THAT was great!!!! You need to put together a special Bigfoot Christmas song book....
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Posted: Mon Nov 17th, 2008 02:17 am |
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One for Bo. Lol!
Dashing past goes Bo
In the pickup truck he'll stay
Over the seats he'll go
Grumbling all the way
Smells the night winds bring
Fill poor Bo with fright
What fun is it to call that thing?
These humans just ain't right!
Oh, Bigfoot howls, Bigfoot howls
Ringing through the night
How smart is it to bait that thing?
Let's hope ol' Bo ain't right!
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Posted: Mon Nov 17th, 2008 02:59 am |
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Now let's ALL sing together:  
"ON the 1st day of Christmas the Bigfoot left for me some Deer Liver in the Pear Tree.....
Feel free to add the next line!LOL! Keep it going!LOL
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Posted: Mon Nov 17th, 2008 07:36 am |
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| On the 2nd day of Christmas Bigfoot left for me two pine cones and deer liver in a pear tree Last edited on Mon Nov 17th, 2008 07:37 am by BBray34
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Donna C
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Posted: Mon Nov 17th, 2008 12:22 pm |
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| On the 3rd day of Christmas the Bigfoot left for me three thrown rocks, two pine cones, and a deer liver in a pear tree......
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ForestDweller
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Posted: Mon Nov 17th, 2008 02:09 pm |
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On the fourth day of Christmas Bigfoot left for me four WHOOPS a calling, three thrown rocks, two pine cones and Deer liver in a Pear tree.
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ForestDweller
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Posted: Mon Nov 17th, 2008 02:14 pm |
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On the fifth of Christmas a Bigfoot left for me Lots of DNA, four whoops a calling, three thrown rocks, two pines cones and a Deer liver in a Pear tree
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Posted: Mon Nov 17th, 2008 03:14 pm |
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On the sixth day of Christmas a Bigfoot left for me, six trees a knocking, lots of DNA, four whoops a calling, three thrown rocks, two pinecones, and a deer liver in a pear tree.
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Posted: Tue Nov 18th, 2008 01:18 am |
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OK
You started this..LOL
Now you got to finish it.
Mike (watch1)
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ForestDweller
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Posted: Tue Nov 18th, 2008 01:50 am |
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On the 7th day of Christmas Bigfoot left for me 7 feathers at laying six trees a knocking and LOTS OF DNA, four whooping calls, three two thrown rocks, two pine cones,and a Deer liver in a pair tree.
Mike (Watch1) we'll finish it but you have to copy and past the whole song together and get the music and we'll all do a conference call and sing it to put on our Bigfoot talk shows.
Last edited on Tue Nov 18th, 2008 02:14 am by ForestDweller
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Posted: Tue Nov 18th, 2008 01:57 am |
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On the eighth day of Christmas a Bigfoot left for me, eight giant footprints, seven feathers at my backdoor, six trees a knocking, lots of DNA, four whoops a calling, three thrown rocks, two pinecones, and a deer liver in a pear tree.
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ForestDweller
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Posted: Tue Nov 18th, 2008 02:08 am |
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On the ninth day of Christmas Bigfoot let me see nine hunters running, eight giant footprints , 7 feathers laying, six trees a knocking, and lots of DNA, four whooping calls, three thrown rocks, two pine cones, and a Deer liver in a pair tree.
Last edited on Tue Nov 18th, 2008 02:17 am by ForestDweller
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Donna C
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Posted: Tue Nov 18th, 2008 02:15 am |
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On the tenth day of Christmas a Bigfoot left for me ten scary growls, nine hunters running, eight giant footprints, 7 feathers laying, six trees a knocking, lots of DNA, four whooping calls, three thrown rocks, two pine cones, and a Deer liver in a pair tree.
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Posted: Tue Nov 18th, 2008 02:18 am |
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On the eleventh day of Christmas a Bigfoot left for me eleven startled hikers, ten scary growls, nine hunters running, eight giant footprints, seven feathers at my backdoor, six trees a knocking, lots of DNA, four whooping calls, three thrown rocks, two pinecones, and a deer liver in a pear tree.
Okay. Who's going to do the last one?
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ForestDweller
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Posted: Tue Nov 18th, 2008 02:20 am |
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On the twelfth day of Christmas a Bigfoot let me see twelve cops a hoaxing, 11 startled hikers, 10 scary growls, nine hunters running, 8 giant foot prints, 7 feathers laying, 6 trees a knocking, and lots of DNA, 4 whooping calls, three thrown rocks, two pine cones, and a Deer liver in a pear tree.
Last edited on Tue Nov 18th, 2008 02:24 am by ForestDweller
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Posted: Tue Nov 18th, 2008 02:27 am |
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Taa Daa - finished!!! Great job ya'll !!!
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ForestDweller
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Posted: Tue Nov 18th, 2008 02:28 am |
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Me tinks Bigfeet wil likem
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Posted: Tue Nov 18th, 2008 02:30 am |
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| Me tooem
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Posted: Tue Nov 18th, 2008 06:24 pm |
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That rates 2 WHOOPS and a TREE SNAP!!!!! LOL!! No applause, just WOOD KNOCK!!!
Hope everyone HOWLED with laughter reading it too! LOL!
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watch1
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Posted: Tue Nov 18th, 2008 07:12 pm |
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The night before Christmas and all through the woods, all the creatures were stirring and knocking on wood. The mimickers were hooting and barking like dogs, I even heard a couple of frogs.
I heard a duck and a cow or two and a 300 pound Owl say WHO-WHO. The deer were running all through the night, hoping for sunrise, to bring and end to this night.
Mike (watch1)
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Posted: Tue Nov 18th, 2008 09:29 pm |
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ok to the "frosty theme"
Hairy the booger,smells like rotten eggs and poop
he's the Alfa male on a big big scale,
often hollars "whoop whoop whoop"
Hairy the booger,is a Southern boy I hear,
he'll charge and growl ,snap trees and how,
causing most to flea in fear!
He got four wives ,loves Fireflies ,bear, shasta shane and Mike
but when 'ol bo says its time to go, coonbo calls them in just right.
Hairy the booger, puts up with all the folks,
cause they mean no harm,have lots of charm,
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