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Dixie Banshee
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Posted: Mon Aug 4th, 2008 10:45 am |
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1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size
14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns
and Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition.
Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked
the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't
think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all
the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside.
"Cooter"
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Donna C
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Posted: Mon Aug 4th, 2008 12:17 pm |
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Bear - that was priceless!!!!!! Loved it and I'm going to try it!!!
Donna
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sasquatcher01
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Posted: Mon Aug 4th, 2008 08:34 pm |
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Hilaroius!...and yet strangely enough, not that far-fetched...
Dave
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dlaw
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Posted: Tue Aug 5th, 2008 08:28 am |
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DixieB-dejavu-have you been to my house?
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imax71
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Posted: Thu Aug 7th, 2008 02:48 am |
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| Thats a good one lol
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dwells
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Posted: Thu Aug 7th, 2008 04:43 am |
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Sound's like something my dad did when my sister's got old enough to start dating!LOL LOL
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Word Whacker
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Posted: Fri Aug 8th, 2008 12:21 am |
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If I knew my system was going to be made public -- I would have got a patent. 
I love it!
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Dutch
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Posted: Wed Aug 20th, 2008 04:49 pm |
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Hi all,
New to the Forum. Love the humor!
Dutch
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Robroy
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Posted: Thu Aug 21st, 2008 12:18 am |
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welcome Dutch
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drofwar
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Posted: Thu Aug 21st, 2008 01:45 am |
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I see the value in the above "security system," but I've always liked those signs that read, "Dog H---! Beware of the Owner!" Then there was the sign that my son saw on a fence, "Bad Puppy!"
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